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Yeah, America was born through violence.

You think that’ violent? Google the lyrics to the French national anthem; all it’s missing is “Krull... who are you?”

It’s also oddly either a testament of opponents’ terrible aim, or buzz marketing for durable flags

Over Thanksgiving, my brother and I went out to dinner and I didn’t finish my sandwich so I brought it home. The next day, the motherfucker SNIPED it out of the fridge and then wouldn’t even let me have a bite. I was almost an only child.

A wild corpse has appeared.

TO THE POOL!

-Aaah, I’ll buy it at a high price.

Well, definitely not that leather jacket. 😂

Any relation to Rory Williams?

The problem with Christian Bale’s Batman is that he saved the wrong people.

THE GAME-UH

The little birds are better assassins than the Waif.

I really only care about how much Moose is in this series.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Meanwhile, I hum the lines “Dumps like a truck, truck, truck” about once a week.

Most states don’t allow assisted suicide, though.

Everyone knows there are two kinds of wild. Regular and wicky wicky.