Guaranteed the dude who came up with this video has two bumper stickers: “Blue Lives Matter” and “Trump | Pence”.

The real ones went on strike and Madden hired a bunch of scabs from the XFL and Lingerie Football Leagues.

Oh, FYI: This also works with human remains. So, there’s that.

How about “Don’t!” What the hell!

I assume you’re in contact with the devs: please tell them to put this on Steam immediately.

If Kerbal Space Program could teach orbital mechanics, certainly there could be a game that teaches elementary calc. I’ll check it out!

The UtechSmart Venus has ALL of those things, is awesome, and is also cheaper than the discounted Logitech.

The UtechSmart Venus has ALL of those things, is awesome, and is also cheaper than the discounted Logitech.

Not better, different, and definitely more aromatic.

Mazda 3! Come ON!

Engine: $120

A portrait of your VAT pounds at work.

Last time I used a mousepad was when my optical mouse was restricted to a glass table in an airport, at least 10 years ago.

Last time I used a mousepad was when my optical mouse was restricted to a glass table in an airport, at least 10…

I hate all of you.

Dogs do not graze. They evolved to eat our scraps.

Oh fuck, ghosts!!

Uh, how about Soylent v Ensure?

Gnocci are what you expect to slip out of a long-constipated Vulcan’s ass who just initiated his first “poo-far” in a year.

Or, just integrate the cheese into the meat before you form the patties.

...like reading 90s cosmo...

Like six pages to address a simple complaint, one that can’t be solved because if you shake every woman’s hand, some will assume they came off as “manly”!