I know: you’d do the dishes.

Don’t forget to play polo after brunch!

2 bedrooms?! You’ve no idea what a small apartment is.

Fuck this. This is clear and present proof that football needs 30 minute periods with a clock that pauses.

WHOM we are now.

That’s what you get when you follow advice that shows up on Lifehacker.

What the fuck tiny apartment has a dishwasher?

One word summary: rushed.

Why would they alter meshes that much at all?

Winning the lottery effectively kills all your aspirations and dreams. While a lotto winner can buy anything and go anywhere, the person they were before winning, ceases to exist. You can still have money-related desires, but those are inherently hollow and don’t last long. Meanwhile, your dream job becomes, at best,…

AC3's ship combat was superior. Never liked the arcade style of Black Flag.

The fact that it’s up Pikachu’s ass isn’t the issue.

Was gonna say something about it looking like an EDF truck, but you nailed it.

My god, people are retarded.

Everything from lifehacker is a terrible idea.

How is this different from Gods will be Watching?

I used to be a Mac fanboi and cult member, too, until I started building my own PCs and also realized I wasn’t pretty enough to patronize the Apple store.

I used to be a Mac fanboi and cult member, too, until I started building my own PCs and also realized I wasn’t…

You probably weren’t around when there were still LCDs being sold with passive matrix technology, like the earlier MacBooks or the Game Boy.

You probably weren’t around when there were still LCDs being sold with passive matrix technology, like the earlier…

Fucking Wal*Mart was doing this bullshit awhile back with green light bulbs.

The one thing about hackers, software and those of life, is that we love a challenge.