I know: you’d do the dishes.

Don’t forget to play polo after brunch!

I fucking hate all of you.

Oh, HA HA HA. Real funny!

“Nevada-based biotech company” should be “Nevada-based shysters”.

2 bedrooms?! You’ve no idea what a small apartment is.

Fuck this. This is clear and present proof that football needs 30 minute periods with a clock that pauses.

WHOM we are now.

That’s what you get when you follow advice that shows up on Lifehacker.

What the fuck tiny apartment has a dishwasher?

Spherical shell? You’re ill-informed.

One word summary: rushed.

Entanglement is bullshit. Why? Because it’s the alternative to another theory called “Superdeterminism” that allows physicists to sleep at night, believing that everything isn’t already fated.

Why would they alter meshes that much at all?

People are still praying to @projectexile7 on twitter.

Yes. Next question.

Winning the lottery effectively kills all your aspirations and dreams. While a lotto winner can buy anything and go anywhere, the person they were before winning, ceases to exist. You can still have money-related desires, but those are inherently hollow and don’t last long. Meanwhile, your dream job becomes, at best,…

AC3's ship combat was superior. Never liked the arcade style of Black Flag.

What? Airborne and contagious cancer?

That’s racist.