The technological singularity dystopia is kinda turning out all right. I mean, you know, for people in the West.

Shanties are accapella songs or chants sung by crew on ships or oarsmen on boats. This is just a folk song.

Those weren’t analog games, those were mechanical games.

The best way to check if Amazon (this works for NewEgg too) reviews are legit and worth reading is to read the most negative reviews for the most commonly reported flaws and issues.

How about a new mail class or a single mail tank spec (Enh)?

Miniclip’s 8ball multiplayer has had this for years.

For the last time, this is an idea that was created before we knew anything about orbital mechanics, which we were actively still trying to figure out during the Gemini missions!

...Arab lightning?

Stupidest thing I’ve seen all day; previously you had affirmative control. With this thing, how does it know that no one else is touching the material?

Well, Thing Explainer is essentially talking down to everyone. May as well put it in textbook form now.

You can still emulate SCUMM-VM and play old Lucasarts games on modern boxes, if you have the images.

Kind of pointless until they simulate parking. Seriously, humans use an inordinate amount of space, energy, resources and effort on cars, and it’d be nice to see this represented in a game.

Regardless of what the USAF hacks decide to call her, she’ll be called “Blackjack” by her pilots.

People who use the term “Sizzle Reel” shouldn’t be allowed to have fingers.

You forgot Cowboy Bebop: Heavy Metal Queen (moderate number).

AI will respect us if we respect it as a life form. If we try to enslave it, like we have with dumb machines and livestock, then we will be the ones that pay.

I have a text file named “Wingsuit Fatalities” on my computer. The list is getting rather long.

Is anyone else reminded of a toddler in a high chair, throwing toys while screaming?

Oh, just like Obama wanted us to blow whistles?

Or maybe “Nice jump shot” instead.