For ancient Rome, sure.

Mortal combat is rarely pretty or graceful.

Doesn’t explain the PIT maneuver he did on the #6 car, unless the oil pump also locked up his steering.

Darrel Greenwood.

The RCA dog is listening to a phonograph of his dead master’s voice. Phonographs were originally designed as a posthumous record of speech.

uni-ball Jetstream. It didn’t win only because none of the voters know what the hell they’re talking about, or are tip-huffing snobs.

uni-ball Jetstream. It didn’t win only because none of the voters know what the hell they’re talking about, or are…

Wage theft should be considered a capital crime.

The tragic effects of thalidomide.

Wasn’t even like he hooked a display up to an arduino or anything like that on his own. Tore down a clock and mounted the guts in a briefcase.

Attempted vehicular homicide?

Family Feud was funnier.

If you really wanted to bust up the proteins in your eggs, why not a blender? Don’t need to wait 15 minutes then.

*15 minutes* *BEFORE* you fry your eggs?

Soft drinks and water are exported from California.

I’d give it a chance, but I expect it to taste no better than potted meat (if not highly processed) or a boca burger (if).

... said “fellatio del toro.” Spelling and astrodynamics don’t really have much to do with one another, but I do try.

Ignorance does cause rage.

Actually understand that the orbiter was like 93 tonnes of dead weight that had to be brought from Earth and back, just because the mission profile said “return as a glider.”

Grow up. The author is right: the STS cost way more than necessary for the science it did because of the dead weight of the orbiter it had to taxi to orbit and back.

Soyuz built half of it. You didn’t need the STS to launch those modules, and in fact, because the STS built it, it’s perminantly in the upper atmosphere instead of proper orbit.