Dafuq?

I am loathed to propose more government regulations, but we might need one that makes automatic headlights mandatory for cars with bright LED DRLs and/or electroluminescent dashboards. I regularly saw a half dozen cars without any lights every night when I used to drive for a living.

[That report states] He’s only saying what we’re all thinking. Evans is unwatchable. Tribbiani is fine. I love me some Sabine.

I love praying mantids. I had one as a pet one late summer, and watching her catch and eat crickets was a thing of beauty. This one is clearly agitated, as shown in the last photo.

Evans is awful. Fire him, and give the main presenter job to Tribbiani. Also, MOAR SABINE!

MUCH better. Moar Sabine! God, I love her.

I fully expect Jalopnik to continue to exist even if Gawker, Inc. goes away. If not here, then elsewhere. I cannot say the same for other Gawker verticals, no names mentioned *coughJezebelcough*

Maybach Exelero

I first saw these in Seattle and they confused the hell out of me. Then, I used one as a pedestrian and it was brilliant. It is slightly disadvantageous for traffic, tho, as they are held at the intersection longer to allow the pedestrians to clear.

Evans is unwatchable. The rest of it was alright. Even Tribbiani.

Evans’ voice is annoying as shit. He’s nails-on-a-chalkboard with dumb hipster glasses. They’ve ruined it. BBC has ruined Top Gear.

Onyx Black, all of the Carbon Fibre

This lasts 2 seasons, TOPS. I will watch, of course, because a flaming dumpster shitshow is always entertaining.

Stock, because other peoples’ modifications are shit, but well used, since you’re gonna be replacing most everything anyway.

Brown? Turbodiesel? Manual?

I had a white ‘93 Z34. My first “grown-up” car. So fast, so fun.

I was in Vegas in late January when they were filming this. They blocked off sections of Las Vegas Boulevard to do so. Real cars, real drivers, a real street, real action. Looks badass... 10/10 will watch.

R.I.P. Toyota bB