Not only do I have no problem with the headdress, I would have no problem with the purple heart, anymore than I'd have with black people wearing my traditional clan tartan or kilts. I don't bitch when asian people wear sombreros. The fact is, it's all symbolism. I have a cross tattooed on my arm, but I'm not a…

Our world would be much more interesting if the drag versions of Putin and Obama were the two most powerful men in the world.

Look, all i'm saying is, if you're ever wandered what it's like to watch a grown ass man regurgitate an ENTIRE INTACT Taco Bell Burrito, please go watch his "Backward Eating" video.

Not sure why this doesn't have more stars. Have a star. That was funny.

This was indeed the case. When my grandfather had to travel with speed, he would fly like anyone, but he felt like he had earned the right to take his time when traveling for leisure in his semi-retirement. He's the one who taught me to be a big tipper, take care of people around me, and not to be afraid to ask for…

My grandfather wasn't a fan of air travel either, and preferred rail. Since he had a bit of money, he travelled in a private sleeper car, and tipped well before and after the trip to ensure he got a little extra attention (nothing too much, just an extra pillow and check-in now and again). He was like that his entire…

Yep. I turned up enough information in about 5 minutes that I could probably find out nearly anything. But that's just a cursory sweep, and it took me longer to find your name and info than it would take you to find mine. My actual real name comes up instantly when you search for my handle. I don't try too hard to…

I'm going to be one of those who stops and admits that while we make a LOT of money (top 10% US household), we save...pretty much nothing. Not even in retirement funds. I know that's a rough thing to admit, but I wanted people out there who had issues managing money to understand they are not alone. And what we spend…

Truth be told, it's dangerously easy to find out information on the internet. Especially if you live in the U.S., where many records are more public than you expect. But you're in Toronto, so it might be harder to find information about people there, Mr. LB.

I don't want to say "did you read the article", but it clearly states that a rep for the USMC, the very Corp that was ostensibly insulted, gave Clark explicit permission to wear the uniform he wore, knowing full well that he was not, per standard regulation, authorized to do so. Any outrage at the statement "retired"…

Bro, be careful. He's trained to fight gorillas. Says so right in his rambled manifesto of a self-biography.

"Cauliflower mashed potatoes?"

The fact that grown humans wait decades to catch a ball is probably the saddest part to me. It's just a baseball. The problem is, we're all fucking scumbags. If Mariano Rivera threw his last strike out pitch ball into the stand and it was given to a child, it wouldn't be long before his parents were scouting prices on…

Whew! This is good news, as it means I'm still unchallenged in my business idea to open the worlds first Municipal Sperm Company.

Can we now OFFICIALLY call this belt of connected states "The Creampie Belt"?

Are you REALLY actually suggesting that just having mommy and daddy GIVE you money is somehow more noble than being part of a kickstarter? Look, my 9 year old doesn't make his own banners or lemonade stand, doesn't make the signs, doesn't even make the LEMONADE. We do. But he runs the stand, sells it, serves it. That…

Honestly, and in all fairness to the Pope, I'm not sure what you want him to do. Do you want him to come out and say that the Church has been wrong for 2000 years about the meaning of the Bible, or to say the Bible is irrelevant and do what you want? Neither of these is likely to happen. It is sort of the nature of…