When I was in elementary school, my teacher told us a story about this woman who ate so many carrots she turned orange. She went to her husband for help, and apparently she was eating three bags of baby carrots a day.

Don't forget that once a month they bleed. And that can lead to infections! Isn't that what Newty said?

@eri401: It reminds me of something I learned from Moguls on TCM. Cary Grant, one of the most confident acting people, wasn't confident in himself at all. He sort of felt like Cary Grant was even just a different person. He wasn't confident at all.

I have to agree with the green one being mash-up. When they mash-up a song that is generally the shade that I am.

I think you may be taking hump day a bit literally on Jezebel.

Clearly this was a horrible accident caused by KOing way up in the sky with no Nurse Joy to help them out. There is also no Nurse Joy in the seas. Coincidence? I think not.

@enough_is_enough: Oh no, it's just like the regular version, just in a faux-leather binding.

@RayBradbury's_ElephantMonastery: It's clearly the only relationship that would last long term!

@enough_is_enough: I love Lamb. I got the special bible looking version signed by him.

@ragincajun67: You know, I think most people wonder what they would do in that sort of situation. If they would run and hide or go forward to risk their life to save others. I think it's wonderful to hear that someone was willing to go forward to save someone.

@t.king-real mrs pratt: I wish I drove and had money for gas so that I could come and be a human barricade. The thought that anyone would do that to anyone, let alone a 9-year old girl, is disgusting.

@epurple12: Don't forget the conspiracy part of that. If it's not 'we're all gonna die!' or 'Aliens have visited us!' it's always something about how the government lies and is full of free masons.

I really think that this can happen if you're married too. I mean, if you're going to separate or get a divorce, then it's possible that it will be every bit as awkward.

When I saw this, I thought that we were talking about the one who the Prince is going to marry. ...I can't remember her name.

@la.donna.pietra: I want to thank you all for the books you suggested. I've written most of them down, and used my Christmas gift certificate to buy a few of them! Some were ones I'd been meaning to read but forgot about.

My big goal for the year is to read a lot. I kept trying to decide on a number, but really couldn't decide. However, I would like to ask my fellow Jezebel's for some book advice. I enjoy mystery, though more cozy than gory. I love fantasy. I can handle sci-fi if it's not too technical. However, my main love is…

@MsWhatsit: Bah!

@Queenjulie: And the policeman who was just doing a press confrence said that there may have been 18 shots but there might be 12 with multiple injuries.

@zeusdidit: While I understand why you are hesitant to point fingers, and I am as well. The fact that it's even remotely possible that this could incite violence, though, should be pointed out. It should be condemned. No one should have to fear for their life because they believe a certain way. Tea party members,…

@Donovanesque: CNN is saying that was a wrong report, that she's still in surgery. So, there still might be hope. (Sorry, cut and pasted.)