From all the people who can claim that they personally know you, if you can find only ONE person who dislikes you, over an isolated incident that could have been an innocent mistake/miscalculation, then chances are you’re a pretty awesome person.

I have to admit, the sheer amount of flop sweat and panic she’s inducing in so many people is pretty cheering. None of her ideas are actually that radical in 2018; even the abolish ICE thing is gaining ground, and she is not the first person calling herself a Democratic socialist in Congress.

“I think that you can’t win the White House without the Midwest and I don’t think you can go too far to the left and still win the Midwest,” Duckworth told Jake Tapper.

Hate on millennials all you want, but the woman is 28, not 22, and nobody is sincerely saying that AOC should be Speaker of the House right now.

Interesting how when the establishment talks about party unity, they mean “fall in line with us,” and never the other way around.

Dude I would be that one that says: Can I go for a ride? and then ask why the truck’s number was negative 227.

Bout damn time people call out the shitty undercover racists that hide out here in the Bay. Fuck em.

He’s dressed like a fireman and pulled up in this bitch:

Probably trying to get to your medicine cabinet to look for pills.

“I’m sorry, Chad, the hose doesn’t reach that far. Besides, I took a picture of your house and you need to get a different one.”

Thank you so much not only for letting me know, but also for checking!!! As a nonbinary person I mega appreciate the thoughtfulness of that!!!

Bruh.

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

actually, the review is good

They’re working at a chain restaurant. They’re two paychecks and one emergency away from homelessness themselves. Why you gotta punch down? Dude is already obviously struggling in life; let him keep a modicum of his dignity and don’t actively make his life worse.

Buuuuullsheeeeit

A SWAT team later found the gun in Hill’s back pocket. Per this story, the police officer shot and killed Hill while the garage door was lowering.

Police later found an unloaded gun in his back pocket, and determined his BAC had been nearly five times over the legal limit. 

These explainer articles are great, keep ‘em coming!

Nah Tacotuesday, you forgot you were a real person. Living in the real world with the real people you really talk shit on from TV.