He added that he doesn’t think people will get in trouble if he calls them cheaters, as long as they’re actually innocent.

Ahhhhhh. The old, “I’m sorry but it isn’t actually my fault.” Always a classy move.

Courtesy of Fahey.

Multiplayer goose assholery simulator?

:(

“Fucking idiot.”

Relatedly, here’s Heather’s extremely, extremely wicked door game: https://clips.twitch.tv/UninterestedEagerYakinikuDoggo

Yes, I also use this one.

Yes, I also use this one.

Relax, tough guy. I’m not complaining about long books, I’m remarking on this one. It’s weird you are so emotionally invested in my opinion about Stephen King’s coke-tome.

Blood, Eat, Love - How I Found My Outer Warrior and My Inner Lover, by Jasmyn Scoobydoo.

That’s the thing. You’re talking about marketing people. For every Peter Molyneux making ambitious promises to the press, there are 100 developers under him who not only have to deal with cleaning up the mess but also have to watch posters on Reddit and NeoGAF call them all liars.

I am not sorry to insult Richard Petty.

Someone else said it much better than I.

Both ways, this is the dumbest shit ever.

For me it was the damn schezwan sauce. I haven’t caught up on this season but all of a sudden in April everyone’s talking about schezwan sauce. A quick google search and it turns out oh, Rick mentioned schezwan sauce. Just a fucking mention of the stuff. Then McDonalds gets to swoop in and send the writers some sauce…

Had the same reaction to “detach from your mother” in re: letter 2. Wait, what? 1) LW wasn’t asking for advice on that at all and 2) this doesn’t sound like a “put space between you and your mom” issue AT ALL. So the mom sends her reminders, a LOT of moms do that. And I don’t think the mom is so fucking off base that…

Can i be not a fan of suggesting she can get another partner without his consent? That shit happened to me after 4 years and my polyamorous friends were like “that’s not cool. People who cheat with the excuse of being polyamorous just give us a bad name.” If you’re dead set on that and it’s been discussed just end the…