Wow, almost like a real laptop.

PowerWheels peel-out!

I’d rather eat my own balls with a knife and fork than download anything from Apple.

Not so good.

Better late than never!

Because what some of us are doing right now isn’t helping. In fact, it’s making the situation far, far worse.

Better late than never.

Better late than never.

Better late than never.

That prop drives a generator to make electrical power.

That photo must have been taken just before they turned on the sonar and liquified the dolphin’s insides.

Wow, that was quite an accident!

Nice account. You made that just to reply to this post? I’m honored, but you’re fucking sad. Put a pistol in your mouth and pull the trigger.

Whores will be whores.

Well, if the “po’ folks” are as ignorant and deluded as you, who can blame them?

You are naive and wrong.

Well, this park was supposed to commemorate your departure back under your rock, so can you blame them wanting to make it a really good park?

Well, if the “po’ folks” are as ignorant and deluded as you, who can blame them?

Wow, are you a spambot that authentically reproduces the speech patterns of a crackhead?

Correction: Apple users don’t ADMIT TO taking the bus.