Every time that guy talks about some events, he always says the same thing. “Everything is going fine, whoever taking care of it is doing a great job.”

No surprise there. My wife always insists on the self-stowing cord on our appliances as well.

I love this dude. Born in 1914. Still sharp of mind and mobile. We should all be so lucky.

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

This is probably the best use of that joke, ever.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

The United States only has 10 nuclear-powered aircraft carriers.

So you’re saying that by “gross weight” of the vehicle, they don’t actually mean the gross vehicle weight? But instead the “curb weight?”

Seems peculiar for “experts” in semantics.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

yeah even in this zoomed out one I saw him pull out what appears to be a firearm and point it at the police.

Exactly. Shoot at cops, don’t be surprised when they shoot back and likely kill you.

I’m not sure if you can grab the ABC 7 live feed, but that’s the one I was watching... They had a much more zoomed-in camera on dude getting shot before cutting their feed. But the guy definitely took a gun out the bag and appeared to shoot at the cop that shot back at him.

Yeah, we spend tons of money and time customizing cars, yet somehow vanity plates just feel severely uncool.

Giving tree has zero fucks left to give.

Yeah, sure.

“Fox has concluded that Bill O’Reilly is not at fault, in fact he is the victim here as each of these women had individually seduced this great man and taken advantage of his good nature.”

Does this mean the car is totaled?

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of…