We’re all going to die. After we’ve been handed over to Russia. Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

Wow... I bet all those “Never Hillary” morons are so glad that their vote didn’t count and Hillary won the election anyway...

Maybe someone on Jezebel will want to listen to you. Nobody cares here.

Yeah I’m sure one car enthusiast saying he prefers fuel cell over coal burnt electricity is gonna kill Tesla. Even though he’s already tried and failed.

Progress? The electric car preddates the petrol powered automobile by decades.

Who gives a shit? That’s his schtick. Let him have it.

Pro tip: the fuel is in the bus.

You could have been keeled!

I’m watching it again. Hehe.

I can’t disagree with any of this take. To find someone who wasn’t doping right along with him, you’d probably have to go to like the 50th place finisher, and that guy wasn’t beating Armstrong, doping or no doping.

Yes, he was a pathological liar who ruined the lives of many people (a masseuse, a reporter, several former teammates, a former teammate’swife) by going scorched earth.

Damn man, opinions like that are why you didn’t get elected President.

Deadspin is exhausting these few days with the senior week random crap and this weird Olympic negativity

Sheesh, Tom. Sometimes I think you just pull random stuff out of your chain mail.

Ah, the esoteric “Olympic archery truther”.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

Why do you feel sorry for the dealership? They were allegedly assholes to this customer and the will lose future business because of it.

Karma indeed. I know I shouldn’t laugh at the misfortune of my fellow man, but this was kinda satisfying.

My eyes are down here!!!