jimthebritonkinja
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jimthebritonkinja

FTW!

Guys, if you press really firmly with 3 fingers of your left hand against your taint immediately before and during orgasm, three things will happen:

Interesting view!

I would imagine it has 360 degree panoramic display.

You were, now I’m with you!

Since he’s using both hands, can we assume a map leading to his own asshole?

Perfect image for a story about rust!

She’s not doing high-school woodshop. She can drag back her own plane if she wants to.

Woot! Thanks for the timely link! I’m signed up, should have the SIM on the 24th for my Nexus 6.

Movie Quote of the Century?

Kitty’s not scared... he’s doing a mime performance of putting flies into jam jars.

Or even worse...

I’d like to get into your pants, Maddie. Purely for monetary accretion purposes, I promise.

Cord Cutting Master Race

What is your town, or are we supposed to guess?

So pretty much just like they did it 70 years ago?

Absolutely check out the hi-res version of the image from the NASA link. Incredible detail on the beating the rover is taking.

This gif is perfect, other than it is missing the audio, Metallica’s Master of Puppets.

No, you don’t know...