Ah, yes. All those Eminem songs that sound just like “Dear Theodosia” and “Burn.”

Yes, exactly! 

Hamill is great and all, but if Alan Oppenheimer is still around to voice Skeletor, then Goddamnit you hire Alan Oppenheimer to voice Skeletor.

If I don’t hear Mark Hammill as Skeletor call Beastman a ‘Nincompoop!’  at least once, I’ll be sorely disappointed.

Absolutely ready for Hot Orko Summer.

This is why I don’t approve of apps- if you’re going to ask a barista to fit five bananas in a cup you should have to look another person in the eye and say “put five bananas in my cup.”

5 bananas? That better be a $50 drink!

I am... frustrated with both this post and the responses to it. I guess if nothing else it shows why visual comparisons in the way a whole Youtube cottage industry handles them are so pointless.

Hopefully Paul Rudd pops in for one last Mac and Me clip

So this is a bad faith premise that is designed to get people to fight about which female artist is better and it should be REJECTED out of hand. Billie Eilish is GREAT. Rihanna is GREAT. There's no need to fight over who is better.

Man says, “Doctor, I feel too coddled by this PC Culture. Nothing shocks me anymore.”

The unnecessary parenthetical, the tense error... it's a no for me, dog.

There’s a whole lot of hyperbole in those business reports from Nasdaq and Bloomberg. Keep in mind that these publications, like all news, are looking for eyes on the page. Factual accuracy and actionable market news is not an issue.

I’m just here to say that Sheetz > Wawa*, which is obligatory for all Pennsylvanians to weigh in on.

*Both are fine, tbh. Sheetz just has better (if less healthy) food. Wawa has better coffee and a louder/more annoying fanbase, which makes sense given the number of Eagles fans in this state.

Also, it’s incredible that…

I know way too much about hotel accounting and this is making my eyes twitch. It baffles me in so many ways. Not the fact that the POS system is so crappy that it allows fat fingering like that. The fact that the person who closed the sales for the day didn’t notice a 5k charge for food and beverage charge is ridiculou…

The combination of the root note, fifth an diminished fifth is historically referred to as the Devil’s Tritone AND THAT IS ALL THE PROOF I NEED THAT MEPHISTO IS DEFINITELY PULLING EVERYBODY’S STRINGS.

owning a Wii-U was great. Some of the best games ever were on it, and it played all of my Wii games, too.

There’s this weird inability of nerds/the internet to strike any kind of balance on Lee. He’s either the hero who created all of Marvel’s best bits or a credit-stealing grifter who only ever slapped his name on other people’s work.

Given what we know, there’s some partial truth in both of those statements but neither…

Fingers crossed for Zelda Anniversary news - I’d love to see a 3D All-Stars-style Zelda collection. I’m hoping to see Wind Waker or Skyward Sword coming to Switch.

wut kind of POLITICALLY CORRECT SOCIALIST sayz i cant have FISH FOR BREAKFAST IT’S SPELLED FREEDOM NOT FREEDUMB also karen is a lady name and i am MAN MALE this is a HATE CRIME!!@#@#!