This seems unnecessarily rude.

I’m really worried that she’s secretly literally some kind of hell spawn (tho this show being what it is, that doesn't mean she's irredeemably evil). 

You’re teaching those kids all wrong (about cookies, at least). 

You really find this shirt problematic? I don’t think any person would read this shirt and be like ‘Welp, I guess general social decency and standards of conduct don’t exist.’

My degree in English isn't helping me. Here or elsewhere!

#yesnuts

That’s not the real Tupac. He just inherited the Instagram account from the previous Tupac. He also wasn’t the real Tupac. His name was Cummerbund. The real Tupuc has been retired 15 years and is living like a king in Patagonia.  

So dock the system and don’t take it out of said dock. Look! You have a home console-only version of the system.

Without DDR I would have lost my motivation with the diet. It was the immediate feedback of my scores being higher when I ate better that kept me on the right path. 

It went viral and Tripp was able to secure a book deal out of the fiasco, resulting in the “abstract manifesto”

It gets even worse!!

If Le’Veon Bell returned to the Steelers, played on the franchise tag, and broke his leg, the team would be okay with letting him walk after the season

venn diagram of “jittery” and “Boom na da mmm dum na ema

And they’re still going to come out of all of this believing they’re the victims.

I’m about your age, but I’m more taken aback when someone calls me “sir”. I’d take Dude any day.

Nah, the most obnoxious people on the internet are the ones who have nothing to add to the discussion but do do so anyway. You know, like DC fans popping into an Avengers article to bitch about how many Avengers articles there are, or some rando using outdated stand up comedy bits to bitch about the website they could…

Chaotic neutral with low charisma is not a spec to bring to a reddit mod campaign. 

Patriotism is not authoritarianism.

“The United States flag represents the values of liberty and justice that form the foundation of this country and are defended by our armed forces,” according to Paxton’s court filing. “It is thus deserving of the highest levels of reverence and respect, which is expressed through every recitation of the Pledge…