“Should have been fired after being ridiculed in front of everyone.”

I’m both a kid and squid for one reason: The glory of Marie.

Absolutely nothing to do with the reporter. They didn’t go knocking on her door bothering her. Betcha this would never happen to the next cop she sees, although they were directly involved. Grief doesn’t give you the right to be an asshole to random people because your family member insisted on being shot.

Played it twice. DLC was great. Still amazing.

I always loved the ending, I really enjoyed how it tied into the first two games. That being said I do admit to being a bit disheartened by the fact that trailers showed stuff we never got to play, but I do like how even that ties into the narrative.

Man, when Taco Bell’s breakfast plans inevitably go under I’m really going to miss the A.M. Crunchwrap and those ridiculously good Cinnabun things.

But then he went home and titty-fucked Kate Upton, so . . . win some, lose some.

DQ has great food, by fast food standards. I mean, if there’s an actual burger or chicken place available, go there, but if it’s fast food or nothin’, Dairy Queen all the way. And then you can get a Blizzard for dessert!

By “whoever runs that” I assume you mean “Sonic”?

Nonsense. Sonic had decent games on the Genesis, that handheld with the bad name, and the Dreamcast, plus some decent TV shows. And also Sonic Underground, which is terrible and yet also the best show ever because Steve Urkel voices all three Hedgehog siblings and they fight a dystopia with the power of 90s rock and…

You didn’t get your girl nerd uniform? Mine came with thigh highs and a tie you can’t straighten.

I...

I may have just bought thigh highs and called it my girl nerd uniform.

She needs to go sit in a coffee shop and be judging people on listening to mainstream music.

I mean, c’mon, I never implied the opinion I just posted to be an objective statement. I literally started it with “I really wish”.

I’m not saying that the style is UGLY, mind you. Just that they have been using it for EVERY SINGLE IP they work with. The last time they did something different, we got Strong Bad’s Cool…

I don’t think GoW3 was about redemption. It was still about a raging rampage of raging [sic] revenge.

He really does. Crash is like the frat bro of video game characters.

Yeah, there literally hasn’t been a single story reporting the bullshit you’re spouting, nice try though. Judging by your constant comments on Kojima articles, I'd wager a bet that Konami's asshole tastes like Dr. Pepper and you've got your tongue firmly planted in there. Enjoy.

KRATOS HAS A BEARD.