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Forget about funny, this joke is barely coherent.

Seriously man? At least have something funny in a shitty post.

Megan Fox needs to do something like this only with her whispering filthy sayings or screaming in ecstasy.

My favorite favorite cookbooks are the ones from America’s Test Kitchen! They tell you what to do and what not to do (that is, what they tried that didn’t work)! Perfect for someone like me who sees recipes as guidelines.

You mean a center for ants?

Boys, when soliciting, it is more appropriate to use questions rather than statements. “Are you a faggot?” “Do you suck cock?” “How much does it cost?”

I’m inclined to think he was juicing so he could perform better at baseball. That’s not at all the same thing as “using illegal substances while at work,” unless you think he was injecting exogenous testosterone into his buttcheek in the dugout between innings.

Maybe that’s why the game was cancelled?

I would really like to hate them, but I can’t help it. I love them. They are creepy-looking, but they have pleasant personalities, and they are pretty much the only hosts on HGTV who don’t annoy the shit out of me.

If you can’t find the door, just enter IDSPISPOPD.

the china study is shit science

French press is too messy? Boil water stir press pour. Rinse whole thing down drain in sink. I’m seriously lazy and this is absolutely no big deal. “3-D coffee” too.

With all due respect, fuck you.

So you must be 15

There’s an N64 in my apartment right now and it gets far more use than my Wii U, mostly because of Mario Party 2.

Where is the Epona turned mech?

For the longest time I couldn’t decide which one I preferred. Mario 3 or World. I think World beats it now but back in the day 3 was my favorite due to the slightly stranger world. Mario World felt too ‘designed’. Everything had a purpose. In Mario 3 you had one-off cool things like the chasing sun, that shoe power

It really depends on whether the game is primarily about its narrative or not. Saying Super Mario has a bad story is a bit silly since it’s never really about the story.

Football. Baseball. Basketball. Soccer. Hockey. Norwegian Womens’ Curling. Maybe not that last one.