This is one of those comics I keep meaning to pick up, and forget every single time the opportunity presents itself.

Is there a level where you have to race your brother with a giant stack of pizzas? Because if not, this new game is bullshi*t.

Contextually I can tell you mean for the idea of Amiibo support in Super Mario World to be a bad thing, but honestly... that would be amazing.

I’m more excited for this than I feel I should be... I will say that the cardigan/bike short combo does look a little “off,” though. Here’s hoping we see pants eventually.

What is your term for the repeated, regular movement of weights?

Love the collection! Nice stuff...

This is cool, and this kid rocks for putting creativity and effort into asking for the game. I’m disappointed that the comments mainly involve making fun of a 13-year old, and not celebrating his initiative... (I know, welcome to the internet, etc.) High-five to this kid, as well as his parents. :)

So, you immediately replaced the bathtub and buried the old one on hallowed ground, right? That seems like it would be the way to go.

This was definitely one of those situations where both parties were assholes...

Just imagine a sea of paunchy, white-trash dads in belly-hugging Ed Hardy shirts screaming at 5-year olds to “kill” other five year olds, living out their glory days through kids that at best know to fall on their opponents. Also, the tournaments are all-day deals, so watch the attitudes get better and better as a…

Wrestling should be in the top three... some of those parents are ridiculous.

I literally LOL’D at your comment, resulting in some awkward askew glances from my coworkers... Well-played.

How dare you make such vulgar claims against Doom?! It is evident to all that Doom is beyond such petty physical indulgences. Glory be to Doom!

The GIF makes me want a “Space Jam 2” where the Toon Squad has to go up against an in-his-prime Jordan possessed by some ancient evil who conquers civilizations through basketball.

This is great advice, and something I haven’t thought about previously. I’m going to set up my phone to record squats and overhead press tonight. Thanks! :)

That was the FIRST thing I noticed... making that mistake is a drag, but the fact that it got past editorial is cringe-worthy.

This may be my favorite comment of all time...

“...and you don’t want to drink any more coffee...” Eww, is this a feeling that other people feel?! If it is, we need to start these sad folks a kickstarter or something, not enable what has to be some sort of imbalance.

You have to beat the level before you can put it online... So, they may be difficult but they shouldn’t be impossible.

Wow... I accidentally read “passed out” as “passed away,” which transformed this from a helpful, conversational post into something horrible.