Turfucken 

Out of an abundance of caution, though, I’m going to guess that Hezbollah is the president now.

Sorry, Katherine, but I for one am looking forward to another sequel to Dumb & Dumber.

When they turn on him it will happen in the blink of an eye. Then they’ll all act like they were against Trump from the beginning.

Trump is a filthy coward that deserves to die in prison or at the end of the hangman’s noose.

I hear there's a nice, empty one in San Francisco bay that the federal government already owns. There are buildings on it and everything. 

When you shoot your gun, do you miss as badly as you are missing the point right now?

This, in all likelihood. “Y’all Qaeda” will basically become a thing, and we’ll end up rooting it out.

They’re happy because of all the forest raking.

My sympathies go out to the members of the Five Eyes IC who had to indulge Barr in his nonsense. Our allies brought the USA evidence of an attack on our election by a hostile foreign nation. Now, the administration is siding with that hostile foreign nation and investigating our allies.

Worst “Dumb and Dumber” reboot ever. 

“not acting in line with the club, who focus on moral values ​​even more than technical values​.”

30 minutes from nuts to bum? Taint possible.

Fox News Cinematic Universe

Hmm, two days in a row discussing wet bags, huh?

FTR I get how I may come across as a shitebag but like you don’t need to note someone’s statistical anomaly every time or ever really.

Duder not to nitpick but you don’t need to describe Ellie as a “young queer woman” I’m a lesbian and the best thing you can do for gays is to not let that define us even if we have partners ya know? Like you don’t need to describe JD Fenix as a young Angelo Saxton cismale he’s just some guy, like “it” not mattering is…

This feels like history is being made right now. 

George W. Bush had 9/11 to read “The Pet Goat”…