After the Pence thing yesterday I was thinking about how the reaction to Trump’s death would be. I’d imagine Dems would send thoughts and prayers to his family and talk about “healing.” Republicans would fall in two camps, those who want Trumps face on all our money and name on all our airports, and those who publicly…

Q: What frog is native to GA?

Next on Fucks and Friends, Sean Spicer joins us to explain how there were actually 14 armoured divisions on the Mall…

Not to mention the truly excellent THUNK of the ball landing in the next state.

Nothing witty to add. Just stopping by to say this right here brings me joy matched by few things around the web. Nothing busy; no distractions. It’s just a few folks on a field, well-lit captured by a horizontal camera. Then the sounds— the rocketship cracks and their echoes, unsullied by announcers or fans. This is…

None in the least. But the media seems to keep giving it to them. I mean, yes this is Fox News, but even the regular MSM has slacked on covering this story in the last 24 hours.

I feel the same when when I hear people say about America “We’re better than this” when no, we’re really not and never have been.

Will there be eagles? I like eagles!

Nepotism Barbie wants to sit at the adult table. The look Lagarde gave her was amazing. I really don’t think you can undermine the Trump Administration any more than Donald himself has already done. The whole thing is a farce and an embarrassment.

“And the Russian Women’s Team is invited to celebrate in my hotel room at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton.”

Marianne only brings orbs of love.

I always forget about this commemoration of the inception of the Legion of Doom.

The Sultan there looks like he just gazed in to the future and saw what the rest of the world was planning to do to his country.

It’s not really her fault; some idiot asked her about it. It’s not like she “chose to take this stance” by scheduling a press conference to announce she wouldn’t go. Someone interviewing her asked her a question, and she answered the question presented to her.

Because smart people are smart enough to avoid public office. 

I’m really fucking sick of that “for the party that preaches tolerance...” nonsense. Someone else can probably explain it better than me, but it’s like just because the left preaches tolerance, does not mean tolerance for racism, migrant kids in camps, and general assholery of this fucking administration aka what Eric…

Or he has to drive out to Long Island and pay a woman to wear Melania’s clothes and then spit in his face.

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

Well, Meghan, your dad probably did lift your half sibling from his first marriage, but he also cheated on his first wife (including with your mom who was almost two decades younger!) and dumped that wife after she was disfigured in a car accident.

Every American has blood on their hands, really.