As a Canadian, it’s so crazy to me that so many Americans hate the concept of universal healthcare, primarily due to the tax increase having it requires. The yearly cost of health insurance is soooo much more than the extra I pay in taxes (plus i’ll never go bankrupt from getting sick)! Aside from the obvious moral…

Let’s take all her money and give it to the Special Olympics.  

Sad but so it’ll be. It is simpler to limit than to educate. On board with breathalyzer and accident recorder thought.

Betsy DeVos should have someone remind her once every day that she A) has no talent, skills, or right that give her the office she has, B) everything in her world is based on the achievements of her ancestors and their accumulated wealth, none of it is hers, C) her power comes from the fact that her parents fucked and…

Are you sure that wasn't elite: dangerous?

Dear World,

I apologize to the rest of the planet that we elected Donald Trump our president.

Sinc.
Uncle Milty.

Ever notice how the people that oppose left wing ideas like the Green New Deal or Single Payer Healthcare are lying dumbasses who never make a coherent argument against those left wing ideas?   Morons that voted for a celebrity game show host have some nerve calling anyone else dumb.  

No Democrat gets to open their fucking mouth about Omar until they start opening their fucking mouths about the actual anti semites in Congress (like old dick from Alabama quoting Mein Kampf casually this weekend).

I never really thought about this before so I gave it a shot. I’m sad to report that my imagination no longer works because try as I might, the scenarios you present were so beyond reality that I had a stroke trying to visualize them and I am now dead. Please send flowers to my family. 

A hoax that resulted in 34 criminal indictments....

Comey better be goddamn raking in there!

Good.

Did Trump tell Huckabee to say this or did it come directly from Putin?

This whole thing is screaming for a weekend at Bernies reboot..

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

Then, kindly, please, with a cherry on top, get off the road. If you want to “push a button” so you can send a damn text, then you don’t need to be driving a car, because you, as soon as you got in the car, are already programmed to be distracted, and want the ability to NOT be in control of the car when it is…

With blind spot systems so prevalent now, how far away is technology that can tell when you’re getting passed on the right, and it tells the driver to move over? Preferably, it would have a loud, obnoxious sound until the lane change occurs. I’d celebrate that and eagerly accept it as standard equipment.

“There were curses that were blanked out...Do I have to sit with my kids and explain to them what’s going on?”

Yes, it’s called being a parent you stupid fuck.