Not having kids if you can’t afford to take care of them is always an option.

I watched with the sound off, but I assumed that with all the piss, pawing, unruly hair and rebuffed advances, this was a reenactment of Trump backstage at Miss Universe?

“I can’t think of anything that is a more quintessential expression of our democracy than providing the American people with a choice that doesn’t have to be binary between the Republican and the Democrat,” Schultz said.

It would not be a true conservative shitstorm if Newt Gingrich didn’t weigh in, which he did on Monday, going on Fox & Friends to swipe at Coulter. “[Trump] should not pay any attention to Ann Coulter,” Gingrich said, adding, “She’s off here in some fantasy land where she gets to be noisy, which helps her sell books.”…

I hope the next legitimate President can show visitors the spot where a crazed Trump took his own life.

Can I volunteer to kick that last guy?

Nancy totally stole your lunch money, bubbeleh. Sad!

I keep thinking that the punchline to this mess is going to be Sanders responding to a devastating Mueller report by stating that it was never Trump who conspired with Russians, committed treason to get elected, or was involved in the roughly 300 counts of obstructing justice (and climbing).

Body cam footage from when FBI knocked on his door this morning:

• Sad to report that Betsy Devos broke her pelvis in a bicycle accident.

Holy shit, those drivers are sick.  I’ve seriously wrecked golf carts on wider paths than most of those “tracks.”

Damn. She was so close to the point of getting flustered enough where she would have said her own name backwards and be sent back to the 5th Dimension. 

“Don’t call it pee. It’s a golden shower.”

If it’s an asset ownership gap, then it stands to reason that those who don’t own assets should have 0% of their productive wealth taxed (so they can purchase assets) while those who do own assets should have their productive wealth taxed at a higher rate (so it’s harder for them to purchase even more assets).

See, we really ARE arresting terrorists near the US border!

So, this guy can’t make a speech that could be political at the school buuuuuuuuuuuut the school sends kids decked out in MAGA hats to a political rally.

MAKES SENSE.

Counterpoint: let them tweet. Let them tweet aggressively, and frequently. Let them all hang themselves by their own words and may there be a record of it.

Teenagers are, almost down to the individual level (I’m sure there are a few that are decent people), sociopathic shitbags.

When you combine their natural inability to engage in basic empathy for others with a political movement like the one that continues to support Trump, only awful things can result.

This is why I…

Don’t tweet.