Waiting for the super cut of inhales and gasps between verbal diarrhea.

This brings to mind a car I see regularly, its a small Nissan Micra with bikini livery... There is the bra portion at the top of the windshield and the bottoms are on the hood and wrap all the way to the back of the car.

Please let the teleprompter fail again so this rambling mass of cottage cheese can really show how fucking stupid he is.

AMAZED he is holding it correctly after seeing his prowess with an umbrella...

As assholes get older they get hairier.

“the president of people who eat salads from McDonald’s.”

My first ever attempt was with my father, he tossed me the keys and said “lets go, today I’ll teach you how to drive”. My old man was a fairly intimidating person not necessarily terrifying but we never really got along well and to be honest, I think neither of us really attempted to reconcile our differences. Even…

Can I volunteer to kick that last guy?

I’d like to declare a state of emergency at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, D. There is a tyrant in the building and he must be brought down to save the country.

Are these jackasses in congress/senate/house getting paid?

If that fuckstick is in the passing lane she gets the HELLA’s blaring up her ass the entire way.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

This is why geriatrics shouldn’t be running a country.

Once you hire a PR firm you erase all credibility for you and your actions.

2 Inline 4's stacked??? That would seriously put GM at the top of the reliability polls. 

Fucking failing upwards, the ‘Murican dream.

NEVER.EVER.EVER.TWEET.

SEA FORCE!!!

Fucking moron wouldn’t even know how to pronounce it.

Thanks for the tip, the “window”cement that came in my paint kit seems to have separated and cured or something. This will be a great replacement.