jimpreza111
Jimpreza111
jimpreza111

How I imagine those grape fruits get launched by McCain.

“No low ball offers, I know what I Half!”

I like to think of it as a nice troll job by Macron.
He pretends to be Trumps buddy for a couple of days and then owns him at the State address, then to add some insult he gives a disease ridden tree to the POTUS. Well played Monsieur! 

My eyes automatically block out anything with the FOX logo on it. Sorry will not subject myself to that drivel and add the incoherent ramblings of Trump my brain might cease to function.

I think you were right the first time, it is Trump saying it after all.

In all fairness it is hard to hear your phone ringing from inside your sound proof booth.

Also they must have run out of wax cause he seems thin.

Idiot endorses Idiot, isn’t this how you ended up with Trump in the first place America?

That is obviously the most affection Don has had since Stormy.

Portrait MODE! You make your fucking super car video in Portrait MODE?

That is actually the note the exhaust makes, you’ve heard of ventriloquists, this fine young woman is an anustriloquist.

Y’all can keep ‘em, our banks and retailers will not accept these any longer.

Thanks for the reply, you put a lot of effort into it so have your star!

As a Canadian, we have abolished the penny and the copper Lincolns are hard to come by. Could us northerners use the humble nickle with the majestic beaver as a tread indicator? If so, what part of the beaver is to be inserted, heads or tails? Does the queen get involved at all?

Giuliani’s train to Mar-a-lago made a detour!

I was disappointed to not see this one included in the article.

This fucking guy should be escorted to the Gallows, resign himself to swinging in the wind.

Man this gif is getting a lot of mileage lately...

Because stanced Lego Jesus stepped on bricks for your sins.