Damn, I can’t believe the Jays didn’t bring up Teoscar Hernandez... The guy had the hottest bat toward the end of last season and I would think should have been a lock to take over where Jose Bautista left off.

That is horrible and I fear accurate... Take your damn star.

Muay Thai deep tissue therapist.

Jeez, I thought for a second Mueller had dropped some indictments based on the title.

At least he didn’t do this to the flag:

Not even Reinhold Daniel Fielding Elmore would take the case. Actual footage of him after being propositioned.

Don’t forget to make the Anti-Tide Pod commercials!

Hannity will be up for VP or Sec of State soon.

Waiting for Skycog’s submittal of a BMW with some HIGH BEAMS!

GOOD, no... FUCKING GREAT!

I feel dirty siding with Walmart but yeah, fuck this guy!

Oil Changes

Can I volunteer to give the “tetanus” injection?

Oh fuck that Skyrim VR (clip 2) has me dying. XD

I’m sure Ajit Pai can spare a sip or two! Although Miller probably wouldn’t touch that mug with a ten foot pole let alone his NAZI lips.

CORAL, NO NOT POOR CORAL!

Those damn Librul Snowflakes!

“Shithole” - POTUS

Top marks for the Triple-Klutz!