Bart: Krusty, this camp was a nightmare! They fed us gruel, they forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!

So, can we expect something like The Concourse to be its own thing anytime soon? Maybe a dedicated society and politics blog? I’m only asking because it seems like it’s a subject that warrants some kind of focus.

So this is where the buck stops.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

This is a good combo. I’d like to add that over the last few years I, an avowed peanut butter lover, have gotten really into natural peanut butters and have done extensive product testing within the category in order to determine the best peanut butter. This blog comment is as good a place as any to finally reveal my…

Onanism: benefits of, 1-496

This is a rookie mistake. The spine of the old god is meant to be installed as part of the building foundation, not a center piece in the bloody lobby. The dark one’s will can cause headaches and nausea when the dosage is this high!

This. I am beyond done with the moping and pissing and whining. People didn’t wallow in misery like this after fucking 9/11, for shit’s sake.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

We have a rat problem in our back area at work (west side representing!) so our exterminator, an old guy named Irwin, came out today to put down bait and what-not. When an employee asked how big the rats back there were, Irwin said the size of a squirrel (which is apparently normal for rats). The other employee than…

Protected? What, did they cut a deal with the Insane Vice Lords?

Fellow Chicagoan here and you just pegged my diet. +1 heart attack.

Here in Chicago, we’ve had two mild winters in a row, so the usual winter die-off hasn’t occurred.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

No, I simply am saying Hillary is a terrible candidate with limited appeal that the entire Democratic party anointed from Day 1, making it virtually impossible for other candidates to have a shot. Hell Sanders, a fringe protest candidate at best,  almost beat her anyways. Imagine if say Warren just for an example, or…

Running a shitty candidate solely on the basis that he’s “not the other guy” is a great way to lose a winnable election. (See Dole ‘96, Kerry ‘04, McCain ‘08, Romney ‘12.) If the Democrats lose this one it’s their own damned fault for trotting out another Clinton.

Good for them, they deserve some happiness after those husbands of theirs.

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.