The struggle of those that wear Blue Pants is real...

The likelihood that he's a Blues Traveler fan is daunting, but I will hold my nose and pull the lever anyway in November.

Can’t the biden’s just stay with them in the Naval Observatory. Jill and Ann can work on education shit and Tim and Joe can wax the corvette.

Ahem...

Because even a cursory examination of the books would reveal that they committed fraud by selling 25,000% ownership of the production.

Right, he just wanted to promote his own brand and come in a strong second place. But he under(over?)estimated the Republicans.

You’re reading a “... for Hillary” where this post does not include one. Donald Trump does not do anything for anyone who is not Donald Trump.

just make sure to collect the helium at night

ummmmm this does not seem like a good amount of time. this actually sounds like an amount of time to panic over

Let’s just agree it’s somewhere in the range of Graham’s number and call it a day.

No no Trump is 7.9 million times worse. He used to be 8.2 million times worse but he declined in value.

OK, fine, Trump’s 8.2 million times worse, you pedant.