Popeye's cajun fries are the best

I can't believe a restaurant that uses so much salt can also be so unbelievably bland. Nothing at Panera tastes like anything.

Reminds me of this comic by one of my favorite artists: http://dakotamcfadzean.com/…

That's narcissism: You're the most interesting/attractive person in the world despite all evidence to the contrary

It's like "organic food". Don't worry so much about it

Don't organic farming methods still use pesticides? Bugs are gonna eat plants regardless of how they're grown

A Luigi board?

Well that's my point. I don't think that first contact will necessarily be violent or for conquest. If a species reaches the point where they can travel millions of light years they probably don't really need much from anyone they encounter. They just want to see what's up.

What resources are available on Earth but no where else in the entire universe?

Prevenge… Like retaliating first?

But why skip over all the resources on uninhabited planets and make a bee-line for the one covered in angry monkeys with nukes?

I prefer a first contact created through boredom, culminating in politely frustrated confusion. The aliens came to Earth because they had nothing better to do, and they think we're really strange(but not a threat).

Much like YKK

Is that safe or will we have to wait and see if you come back?

If only they had done these repair back when they were supposed to, instead of waiting until the trains literally started derailing

It's almost like people act without thinking in times of great stress, haha! That couldn't be what's happening here though, how ridiculous

Weren't tomatoes once thought of as poisonous, back in the dumb ages?

It always makes me laugh when someone decides foods we've been eating consequence free for hundreds of years are suddenly "bad" because they read an article by some quack

So that's why people asked why I came to work today. On a related note, I really should let people at my work know I'm not a woman

I remember reading something about the psychology of joining a cult, and it basically said you tend not to realize you're in one until it's too late. They're set up to find and exploit your vulnerabilities and appeal to a sense of belonging, which is why Scientology starts with audits instead of leading with Xenu.