...I just called my gf to make sure she wasn’t a Deaspin reader when I didn’t know. You just described our relationship in re: tickling to perfection.

Yeah. Accidentally clamping or whatever makes sense, but throwing things out of frustration? That is a choice, not a reaction.

She does not sounds fun.

Agreed. Involuntary reactions to being tickled are totally fine, and if someone is hurt by one it is their fault. But a lot of these just sound like she reacted after being tickled and decided to be a dick to people.

I feel like Airplane Shower Lady is one of those people who would have a constant, low-intensity mental breakdown over the course of 3 days if she knew that we’re all covered in fecal coliforms 24/7.

The ticklish person....No, nothing about your story is normal. Most of it wasn’t a “reaction” to being tickled either. It was just you being a prick. This story was totally made up, but I hope someone tickles you everyday of your life just in case.

I think 16-0 is more impressive.

“Two to three years of regular sexual contact with your wife is probably enough to close the gap with your mom.” -Drew Magary.

First of all, it’s a language barrier. Because of that, I think he can’t be a guy that would sort of sit in a circle with four, five American players and talk about the game.

“Nicaragua is on the path toward having 90 percent clean renewable energy by 2020.”: - Slate.com. Nicaragua acknowledges climate change and says the Paris Agreement doesn’t go far enough.

And Nicaragua is only not in it because they don’t think it’s STRINGENT ENOUGH.

I listened to the speech 45 gave after announcing his withdrawal, and what he mainly pointed out was...

The picture reprsents the three nations that (now) are not parties to the Paris accords

The new Troika!

Well the Trump Train is on schedule

Duh? Did he not realize that Trump is a shithead like the rest of us did almost as soon as Trump started his campaign? Exactly why should he or is he surprised?

This wouldnt have happened if everyone had guns....

What a strange reply to a comment referencing 1817.

Their tactics are appalling and they did their job terribly. Gun drawn take down with civilians in arms reach. No tactically trained individual would have attempted such a dumb and reckless maneuver.

They wouldn’t get the same deference as police in that situation. That could have gotten them a murder rap.