I for one can’t wait to start rocking my Chinamen gear.

Yeah because the 16-25 year old age group are famous for their safe driving habits and low auto accident fatality rate.

I can’t be the only one to see ‘Meat’ from Porky’s, can I?

I can never/will never get over how terrible her hairline is...must account for at least a fifth of her anger issues. Girl got the (pseu?)dough and got shorted a forehead.

I guarantee that dude hasn’t even noticed it. So much shit going on in his life, probably getting little to no sleep, and this dude thinks he’s out looking at leaves in his yard? GTFO

As the aunt of a baby who was born 7 weeks early and spent a month in the NICU...let it go, landscaping friend. It’s great that you did a nice thing for your friends, but frankly, if they even fucking noticed the landscaping at this point, it’s the last thing on their mind. They have to leave their teeny tiny,…

Italian-American Sociopathy + Bad Education +New Jersey +Job On TV despite the absence of talent and training.

Yeah, I mean, if one of the main reasons you did a ‘nice’ thing was so someone could thank you for it, you’re doing it for the wrong reasons, and possibly not that nice.

I recently cleaned up my garage and added a stereo so I can drink and hang out in there. This past Friday night, all my friends cancelled on plans for the night (and wife was sleeping), so I had a garage party by myself, complete with classic rock, miller lites and a fat bowl. Garage solo drinking is the way to go.

The guy who expects a thank you for landscaping is a real asshole. Shut the fuck up, man. If you want a thank you, maybe do something helpful baby-wise, like adopt the kid and allow the parents to live normal lives.

Entitlement.

Rod Blum only won his seat 51-49 in a Republican wave year. He’s one of the most endangered Republican incumbents in the country, particularly if he goes out of his way to ensure liberals in his district who might not otherwise vote in midterms are angry enough to do so. If he doesn’t realize that and honestly thinks…

It’s so nice to be younger than these people because as time passes, they’ll all die off, and then I can organize a grave pissin’ roadtrip the likes of which this great nation has never before seen!!!!!!! YYEEEEEEHAAAAAA!!!!

Since Matt Harvey has been a full-time MLB player, the Phillies are 280-368 and have never finished above the Mets in the division. Enjoy that sundae.

Looks like the Brat that was in my “Cars of Venice and Santa Monica” gallery recently. Although the one I saw had a harder life.

And, what fucking dump full of stupid people are you from, my dear? Because I KNOW you’re from a fucking dump full of stupid people. :)

The Liberty Place monument was LITERALLY a monument to white supremacy, it said so on the statue’s plaque and everything.

After Stone Mountain, if you please.

I, for one, am very much in favor of blowing the faces off of Mount Rushmore too.

This is where we differ - when I think of my southern grandparents and their bigotry, it make me want to be a BETTER person - not a variation of the same bad shit.