I do know a lot of White Sox fans that jumped on the Cubs bandwagon after they won the WS and those people are dead to me.

And thus he reserves his spot for an episode of Deadly Women on Investigation Discovery.

As a Blackhawks fan, I started watching in 2008-2009, a year or two after they were finally back on TV regularly. When I grew up, I’d get lucky to see a game on WGN or something, but we’d always go to Chicago Wolves games. People who liked hockey in Chicago were most likely going to Wolves games instead of…

I remember, back in the day, I would do all the sex math in my brain before agreeing to turn away from the game. “If we have sex NOW, there should be eight minutes left by the time we’re done! I’M IN.” I am a living joke.

Whether you like their product or not, their CEO seems to be a pretty great guy. He’s done a whole lot of good for his employees. It’s a super easy choice against Alex Jones who is probably rancid whale spooge personified.

The problem is that the cause isn’t celebrated. Or it’s not explicitly celebrated. Instead, you have an entire region of several million people trying to prop up a 140-year-old fantasy specifically designed to obscure the truth about the cause.

a nonprofit dedicated to helping intellectually and developmentally disabled people that Brady has lent his time and image to.

THATS BECAUSE YOUR A SOFT CUCK BRO. REAL MEN DONT NEED VACATION THEY PUT THERE NOSE TO THE GRINDSTONE

The best is when people you know talk about how “productive” they are and feel the need to be “productive” on their days off from work, because if they aren’t actively accomplishing something then they are a failure.

I took 3 months of unpaid paternity leave when my son was born in 2007, and it was probably the most important 3 months of my life.

No, fool who watches too much teevee, if you look at the history of the world you’ll see the overwhelming majority of actions by human beings have always been to feed and shelter and protect and delight their fellow human beings. War is a moron’s wet dream, while what you imbecilically dismiss as “Kumbaya” was, is and…

No. we kinda want more meat on bones.

“Stop!!! Somebody stole my ass!!!”

I hope it’s a taco truck. This girl needs to eat.

I would floor it and run away considering those fingernails

her hips dont lie.

What light, the one some have said you see at the end of a tunnel when you die?

Those spineless wuss leaders kept the peace for 65 years. Trump seems determined to create a major international crisis.

I kind of like that, tbh. Both he and his wife, Anna Faris, came from pretty average backgrounds. His mom worked in a supermarket. His dad was a miner. Pratt has plenty of experience with being an avg blue collar American.