“People need to examine what they might be doing to provoke 49ers fans to give them severe head injuries.” -Stephen A.

All of them are bad.

When my baby began to die during my labor, within seven minutes of the fetal monitor indicating her distress, he had me stretched out on an operating table and delivered of a healthy newborn. Still, my friends kept talking about their beautiful experiences in birthing centers, in pools in their own living rooms, the…

I'm getting pretty tired of JJ Watt's schtick.

OH they’re not black enough for you? shut the fuck up and sit down please

not black enough?

Really? I thought we fought a war over it. And I think that most people do agree that slavery is wrong. WUT?

A class on Beyonce???? How is this even allowed? No wonder people are graduating from college these days, sometimes even good colleges, without being able to do basic math and use proper grammar. Universities are teaching GPA padding bs

wait you were serious?

she is arguably the one of most successful black women in history

this is bad and stupid, and i’m not surprised jezebel isn’t framing it as such

1. Radiohead

This is very stupid. Eat what you want.

“If I asked you about this, and you answered “Ball Park Franks” I have already left.’

I always buy the good stuff, but anyone who actually voices a hot dog preference can get the fuck outta my cookout.

Yeah. It’s godawful. It’s just remarkably bad, overwrought writing. I see from the byline that she’s a PhD student, which is alarming.

Oh, and the bathrooms are clean, but somehow bad because they are near an offensive sign about pulling meat. She went to a restaurant called rubbin’ buttz and she’s surprised that there are more signs with double entendres?

This was the weirdest piece. So pretentious and schizophrenic.

And then wrote a barely readable essay about it.