He’s too fat to be Waluigi, he’s Wario all the way

I don’t remember this bullshit unity either, I do remember thinking maybe Bush was going to end up being ok for like, the first month or so afterwards, but then everything eventually went to shit and I lost what little faux-patriotism I was able to delude myself into having.

Now, I’m interested in how you went about constructing this joke - why Sniffers? Why did you not make them the Beef Warriors or something that’s synonymous with Fighters?

I don’t like Mike Trout but even I’m bummed about how much of his prime the Angels are just absolutely squandering because they’re such a terribly managed/owned team. Arte Moreno is the reason the Angels suck so bad and it stinks that now in addition to Trout’s prime, they’re also wasting Andrelton Simmons’ prime now…