Yeah

I wish someone wanted me enough to fake cancer to get me to stay. Or hell, even half that much.

Thank you for your support

Thanks, that’s exactly the effect I was going for.

No way I’m letting that go! If I ever see Kim again, I want my $12 back. Or a t shirt.

A girl did this in my high school. She made me feel bad because i sad something like “what, do you have cancer or something?” sarcastically when she was acting all glum. I told her then she was an asshole for trying to make me feel guilty for something i could not have possibly known about and everyone thought I was a…

'Cause it's not that they don't want to be close and touchy touchy with you. They are willing to do it for money. If someone being close and touchy touchy is something that you want to pay for, then there's where you go for those services.

So, like, slacks, then to the strip club? Or windbreaker pants?

BUT THEN WHO WAS CAR

I don't think that actually applies to the valkyries. We can see that they're just men sitting in a cockpit.

Honestly though, Mike how did you bring yourself to do this? Did you give a shit when you read this on twitter

"I don't want to get paid the same as fast-food workers, because I deserve to make more than them" is a common refrain — as if economics is a closed circuit and not a living entity with wages that would adjust to a new baseline. It's human nature to take the shortsighted view and subconsciously fear that someone…

I think they could do a better job communicating, at least, as well as improving the skins. As an example, Demon Tyrael has special voices and sound effects and his abilities look different. Kandy King Muradin has a new costume but none of the aforementioned. It seems kind of random which skins do what, so you've got…

A USB flash drive fits ever just so well into an ethernet port that you'd think it was made to screw with people.

I can't believe this ever happened.

What's EOM mean?

So does this mean I'll eventually be able to get back in to my old steam account that has all my old school half life stuff? i would like that.

Fuck you, because your fucking ad is playing sound even when paused, even when muted, even when not interacted with. Seriously the most annoying thing on the Internet is you right now.

I'm honestly judging people who want a touch screen desktop right now like people usually judge people who want a Mac.

I don't play a ton of games anymore, but everything I've tried has run beautifully at full res on my 27" iMac. That's world of warcraft and league mostly, which are certainly not the most demanding pieces of software out there, but there ya go FWIW