I also learned the hard way not to try to make champagne by carbonating wine with my soda stream. I was maybe not sober at the time.

I've been talking to this one girl on OKCupid and I think she likes me. I mean she literally "liked" me but I think she also likes me.

Funny, because women who suck is exactly what I'm seeking on dating sites.

I think that people who aren't falsely accused of rape should check their privilege before commenting on the experiences of those who have been.

I disagree. Please tell us more about the ass.

When you first said "can never compare to" I thought you were talking about their overall quality, as if to say that a $15 downloadable game can never be as good as a AAA title.

I say it. I didn't really register it as a mcconaughey thing until now. I consider myself in good company.

It's not, on its face, illegal to merely provide a link to copyrighted material. It's illegal to host copyrighted material. Plenty of examples of sites that link to copyrighted content exist. It's a basic principle of the Internet as we have it today that content aggregators and so forth are not responsible for the…

I think his little monologue at the beginning of the trailer is about the cheesiest shit I've ever seen.

Never compare? Have you heard of Outland? Journey?

Never compare? Have you heard of Outland? Journey?

Not really. Linking to copyrighted material isn't a problem. See: Every torrent site ever.

I'll never understand why you guys get your panties in a bunch over on disc DLC. Is it really the location on which the DLC content is stored that matters? If the same content were DLC but not located on the disc, would you still feel entitled to it for the purchase price of the game? It seems a really arbitrary…

I graduated high school in 2007. When I played football, we were taught how to do an "open field tackle." This is for when you're not taking a pursuit angle, but heading straight at the ball carrier. You lead with your facemask, aiming it right at the opposing player's sternum. It was understood that you were probably…

Exactly

I can do this too! I thought I was the only one.

The JJ's I spent most of my time with is next door to a Pita Pit and about 20 feet from a Subway.

They also have dijon mustard.

The person who spreads mayo on the sandwiches also cuts the bread and leads the assembly line. It's not as much about the mayo as ensuring that everything is done quickly and to standard. He's also usually right beside the register, which is handy, too.

The mayo has a bit to do with it though. It's Hellman's brand and…

I quit my job at Jimmy John's after about 2 years and 3 different stores and went to work at a Subway directly across the street. Everyone knew everyone and nobody said boo. I agree it blows that this exists and JJ's could totally use it to fuck up someone's life but in practice it doesn't happen.