I prefer the cartoon worm with the spectacles.

Get Sivana for the villain. Make it feel like those old Fleischer Superman cartoons. Call him Captain Marvel.

One the one hand I don’t want to judge someone’s morality based on directing a fluffy 80s romantic comedy. On the other, I sat through both Two Girls and A Guy (ugh) and Black and White (which.. I don’t even know) and I am not surprised there’s some.. oddness there.

The director and writer of “The Pick-Up Artist” has been accused of sexual misconduct? Color me shocked.

When he gets old and fat it will naturally expand adding a refectory and an abbey

I can’t be in love if it’s plastic.

It’s similar to Cosby alternating between “I did nothing wrong”, “Those women are horrible fame-seekers” and “Come see me at Harrah’s this Saturday night!” Maybe, just maybe, something about being a narcissistic sociopath makes you consistent in your inability to not really understand why anyone is upset. After all,…

Perhaps Weinstein thinks that the public will be more willing to believe that a black woman is lying than it will believe the numerous white women who have accused him are lying?

Hm, what made him pick her out specifically to respond to? I wonder.

IT ISN’T A SHITTY WEEKEND FOR MOVIES IF YOU GO SEE BLADE RUNNER 2049

Personal favorite:

ive never laughed at a piss joke. (sees how impressed everyone is, takes it one step further) in fact, ive never laughed before in my life.

The absurdity of mood jeans, the fact that they don’t detect emotions like anger but instead detect revulsion at jokers, and the fact that it’s all a transparent ploy to cover up that he pissed himself.

Everyone in this thread is wrong. “The Golden Age” of hip-hop was actually just three albums: Willenium, Unleash the Dragon, and Nellyville.

my favorite feature of this site is absolutely no consequences for my opinions sucking ffucking ass and me being 100% wrong about everything

i need to know: is this bad enough to be enjoyable? a couple reviews make it sound like surreal in its ineptitude.

Now I just want to see this piece of shit even more.