jimmycrackcorn6
Jimmycrackcorn6
jimmycrackcorn6

Whatever you do, don’t throw your hands in the air, shout “Wheeee,” and try to get people to lean left and right with you.

No, no. Jon Frickin’ Lester picking Tommy Pham off first is the highlight.

I miss the loss by loss articles. How else will I know when they lose their 91st game? Certainly not by watching Cardinals baseball.

Racism? At an Indians game?

I want samurai world goddamn it!

Maybe watersports.

Following what appears to have been the worst (and tannest) six months of his grim little life, the New York Times re

Judging by how tight those shorts are, numb nuts is an apt epithet

I haven’t seen a Russian dribble so much in court since the attempt to impeach Boris Yeltsin.