King Arthur's does!

I'll allow it. I was thinking more of OM + vhs + videos, etc.

Works better in metal - Seventh Son of a Seventh Son by Maiden is a good example. The Wall I guess?

Boo! Great album.

Japanese Tentacle Monster Goes Bad

How cool would it be to own one of these? Part of the best Halloween costume ever!

(gets jokes ready for when this show is dropped by the network)

One time, while peacefully mid-dump, I leaned to one side to readjust as my leg was falling asleep and I broke the dag-blasted toilet bowl! It disconnected from the floor, cracked, and water started leaking everywhere. I shit you not.

Wanna go family style?

Hilarious.

A jazz pianist breaks into rock and roll with a gigantic record that was banned for being satanic. The record company edited the song and re-released it only to see it banned again! It has been covered numerous times, and despite attempts to make it unavailable, Screamin' Jay Hawkins' "I Put A Spell On You" still…

I still have plenty of bowling shirts - good fatguy clothing.

I love all of the above! Stray Cats were so much fun, but anything with Setzer leads and upright bass is all-reet with me!

fahhhkin queeahs

I haven't heard the word "Schism" since Anthrax, 1988! But yes, schisms are great, whether it is churches or Breitbart falling apart!

Well, it is on Comedy Central like 5 hours a day…

Might want to create a fake identity first and find some way to justify making the world a worse place. Ethical quandary! Donate 1/2 of the money?

Use this simple business model and get rich by taking from losers: 1. Make up some fake hate stuff. 2. Spew said detestable vitriol online until you can claim you lost your job. 3. Appeal to hateful alt-right a-holes for funding "medical bills." 4. Profit while taking money from bastards!

I really like Parnassus. Why do people hate it?

It could have been prevented! Nobody talks about that!