…and a leopard-skin pillbox hat?

Iron Maiden's Somewhere in Time is chock-full of references to everything.

Yes - it's the Velvet Underground Effect. No sales when released, the public didn't care, but everyone who heard it started a band.

I'd rather protest Candy Store Rock. Couldn't Zeppelin have chosen a better lead-off single from Presence?

Americans don't even eat horsemeat! Don't we have to go from the most tasty to least tasty as we run out of delicious creatures? Bugs are way down the list.

They are playing at a small club in Chicago tonight and I totally dropped the ball and didn't get tix. How did I not know about this???

Mud shark?

That's a cover too - Bo Diddley this time. I like one song of his - Bottom of the Sea - which is Muddy Waters.

Exactly. Eeek!

Roadwork works great if you have had an alcohol problem at some point.

I Am The Doorway still gives me chills.

It will be "Brie-reavements" if this doesn't get made.

As I was reading the article, I heard my mother's voice say clearly "What a bunch of sad sacks!"

What a wicked world we live in

Here's this to piss off Sharon, some old Black Sabbath that is actually worth something… https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Vultures sucking gold from you
Will they still suck now you're through?

Are all the telephone lines down?

The solo at 1:11 - kills me. Got to Give It Up. Ahhhhh, the hammer-ons!!!