Free summer beater? The awd NSX is probably better in the snow.

With the extra 44K, maybe you could have someone install the missing clutch pedal.

Why those red bow “Lexus for Christmas” commercials are such complete BS.

So this.

Well Done

A cat. It seems like a good idea at first. You have some fun in the beginning. But then the cat decides FUCK THIS PIECE OF FURNITURE, and FUCK THIS CARPETED STAIR and starts wrecking things and peeing on things. Before you know it the damn thing has been around for 15 years, and every blood test that comes back clear…

It certainly behooved him

This is what the $6,800 worth of damage looked like:

Thanks! It’s pretty loaded and 311HP AWD sounds lovely indeed.

I just always say that I want my monthly payment to be less than $1k a month.  For some reason that seems to throw them off their game.

Moon shuttle rides start in Dec 2018. I’m taking non-refundable deposits up ‘till launch day. Just send $1000 via Paypal to afoolandhismoneyaresoon@altavista.net.

he is a vet. His main job is to put pets down.

What a fool, that’s clearly the passenger’s side door.

Intellectually, I’m with you there. My current DD is a ‘99 S-10 with the dreadfully-slow combination of a Vortec 2200 and a 4-speed automatic. But for what it is (a work vehicle), it’s perfect. The 4-cylinder is reasonably efficient, it has space to haul stuff when I need to, parts are cheap, and the small engine in a…

That tan Nissan was just sitting there on the highway for over an hour? No flares or hazard lights? It’s amazing it took that long for someone to hit it...

I could have been more specific. “Sales is for people who love money but aren’t educated or qualified enough to work in the finance sector while still possessing the requisite sociopathic traits of an investment banker.”

everyone in the profession can be replaced by a well-crafted web interface.

I’m now at a place where they actually respect their sales floor (even though I’m technically off the floor now)

Here is perhaps the most sobering thought about car sales as a career: everyone in the profession can be replaced by a well-crafted web interface.

Former car salescritter here, eventually became an F&I guy, sales manager, and GSM. What follows should be considered well-informed opinion...