how did this not mention the oldest trick in the book? order a pizza [from a local place, not a chain], and if the delivery guy/girl looks like the type tip them well and ask for a number

Usually if somebody scores and finishes with Semin on his stomach, it's an unassisted goal.

Two minutes for looking so good, kids

Nice impression of David Tyree

THe fact your gray on any gawker site is a travesty

*i can't stop watching this gif....

Baba Booey

That's good Kinja. Nice work!

As a Flyers fan, I am shocked that they turned a 39-year old with blood clots into anything other than a high cap number, and turned another cap hit who is past his prime into a warm body and a first-round pick. I was more or less resigned to being handcuffed by Homer's ridiculous contracts for another season or 2 and…

As a Flyers' fan, it's less a 'ride' and more like riding the tea cups after too many corn dogs.

My friend, allow me to introduce you to the sport of bandy:

Well, I guess good for you that you don't understand addiction. An addict facing a problem of their own will as opposed to by being dragged to it is always a victory. Turning himself in is a massive sign that there's hope for him. And it takes real courage. I'm definitely with Heyman on this.

He didn't get caught. He confessed rather than trying to hide it. So, yeah. Honorably.

It's exactly how I imagine Keith Richards.

He still uses a Blackberry.