If you had to choose to

Who shit their pants last?

I was standing in my sisters bedroom for some reason watching it on tv by myself and no one was home for me to scream at to come watch..it was fucking wild

This...is a good comment

Cargo shorts

The forman on this case is named Harry Johnson!

Her address isn't blacked out on the bottom of that

what an asshole

They're sure do a lot of kicking

What a beauty

Definitely not a jew

What a great toss

Shit!

Pete Rose, in or out of the hall of fame?

When was the last time any of you shit your pants?

Definitely not a jew

Nice

Miami Fucking Dolphins

That knee looks down to me: