How have I never heard/seen this?

Was he talking about getting Doritos in the beginning?

Phew! Mine is fine

He looks slimy

I didn't read the article but it's too bad that Jody Shelley is going to the joint

Definitely not a jew

This was the best one I have ever seen, spoiler (it ends in murder):

And we've got a good old fashion brew ha ha

POW Right in the Kisser!

Definitely not a jew

When was the last time any of you shit your pants?

This is dumb, guys know where the boards are. These injuries occur when 2 guys are racing back for the puck and someone gets tripped up or hit from behind.

Great Article. Also what a takedown by that umpire

Same..was disappointed at first but it turned out to be hilarious

I'm not going to read all of this but last weeks tournament was fucking great and one of the most exciting I've seen in a long time and he wasn't in it.

I wear the same pair of jeans more then 3 days in row. But never found a nice bag of coke in them

beat me to it

Definitely not a jew