Gizmodo word of the Week: Boffins

Random Checked pattern on the letters with a random solid color background. Bam. Got any more brain busters?

My middle name is Danger. Wanna Hang out?

This is actually just a list that he reads to himself every morning to get pumped.

The Heeby-Jeebies and school mascots.

Hold your tongue; they're still relevant. And fuck those new-fangled "smartphones". I do just fine with google texting, bing411.

My brother worked for Folsom, and he showed me some autopsy pics of a guy. It was pretty brutal. I guess the victim picked on a certain guy a lot, who then changed his appearance by shaving his beard and hair, then sneaked up and stabbed the guy 15 times in the head with a 10" shank he made out of some quarter inch…

If this catches on I think "Post Meat" seems like a very appropriate name for it.

Who WOULDN'T sit through that for a free Black Eyed Keys concert?

They tried, but they overshot it by 180 degrees.

Waffle irons are also great for hash browns and cookies.

YESSSS!

I'm gonna watch this movie again, and it's gonna KICK... MY... ASS!

So mesmerizing.

Himself.

I was thinking this would be a great first scene for a point and click adventure:

Except the guy playing Balmer needs to do his his bender voice the whole time.

That picture gets me all hot and bothered.

Just strap a cat to the bottom and a piece of jellied toast to the top.

I already have enough burned into my brain from from goatse and rotohammer. (don't look those up by the way.)