First thing that came to mind was this.

True that on being a redwood. Also, 7th pic down on your link...Minecraft IRL?

Their server room takes up nearly the whole 2nd floor bathroom.

It looks like one of those flying robots from "Batteries Not Included" ran into her face and lost a chunk.

This ones a favorite.

He liked his women like he liked his coffee...

Sorry if I've ruffled your feathers. I've seen a lot of people do this. I figured it was a kind gesture.

@Go Vols!

Every time I hear "planking" I think of the word "pegging". Totally dirty.

Man. Andy Milonakis must be getting really low on cash.

Camping was right!!!

Or this?

It was this or Yogi

And she totally has a package.

All the coolest inventors are using computers nowadays.

No, you have your shake weight.

It is. That's him in the 4th story window across the street.

I want a chromed chrome laptop.

I see where you're going with this. A baseball bat launcher built into this thing could reduce the fiscal impact on the judicial system by a lot!