You could just craft 3 planks together to make a pressure plate in front of the counter.

[xkcd.com]

slave wages is an oxymoron. Moran!

What's with that? Do they castrate all the men?

Hope no one was on the shitter.

And then after stuffing her mouth full for the last time, she started Jenny Craig inc the next day.

I thought Fouo was just that guy who sits in the corner playing pokemon all by himself.

*comment err*

@Baxis-V: It's okay, just go 75 times the speed of light, and you'll make it no time.

@salt_bagel: But here on earth there'd be no life without the light it gives.

@snarky30: But how many Peets are in a Starbuck?

@Eddie: I'd rather have pancake flavored tea.

@leoaugust:

Chrome: that browser that was still cool after IE9.

Matt's not a piece of meat. I don't think he would like you objectifying him like that.

According to CNN's tech team, the merge means that they will now introduce phones that run dueling carriers. (and possibly OS's!)

Not sure if you knew this but Reddit isn't a source, it's a bulletin board.

You might not want to buy anything too expensive then, as you may crush it with your wallet.

No. I like to picture them as a gang of pirates constantly murdering the leaders, while simultaneously recruiting new blood and training them to rise up and kill the leaders, like a spartan battle culture. This takes only a few days, I'm certain.