Capcom spawns nothing but garbage....

What the fuck?!

It's a movie.

*head explodes*

"heists" should have been your first clue, genius.

Who still plays that disappointment? I traded it a long time ago.

Give his number out to the internet. Somebody will find him and destroy him.

Uh, well... they produce video games which serve to actively destroy lives.

EA not only sucks, they actively try to screw people over, and pat themselves on the back while doing it.

Good.

PHASERS! NOT TRACTOR BEAM!!!!

Just make sure you know where these people live, or at least where their offices are. When they fail to deliver, or siphon funds off to pay for a new house, just find them and break their legs.

Screw EA, and screw Maxis.

Dang it... I thought you meant THE Kirk Douglas.

Dear China,

I'm not old... I'm... what the... WHOSE HANDS ARE THESE?!?!

Don't buy a Venza, then... or an Avalon... or a Camry... or a Prius.

Are you kidding? Toyotas have stuff go wrong too. Fuel injection systems, ignition systems, etc. The problem I've found with toyota is that they're NOT designed for service. You are going to have a bad time if you've got to swap-out an alternator or water pump. Some of the shop labor quotes for an alternator…

F*ing Titanfall bundle...

You don't even need to do anything at a roadside check. They can't legally do anything. You don't even have to roll down the window, let alone unlock the doors.