Hey.. hey hey.. It’s a 4WD speed bump scraper. At least I wish it was a speed bump scraper. Damn thing is too tall at stock height.

Hennessey probably has that name locked up with the Velociraptor.

Even as a life long truck guy, the Raptor never appealed to me. I haul shit in the bed of my truck, I never take it off road. Ground Clearance is not required for my use. I’ll take a 2WD street truck over a Raptor any day of the week.

God that’s ugly. Square up the back end. Sloped roofs on wagons are just a stupid design. Maximize the cargo with a squared back end.

Two weeks a go, I went to the March of Dimes Dream Ride. There were two rows of McLarens grouped together. Where there was a time that seeing that many McLarens in one spot would have excited me, it felt like I was looking at a row of Camrys at the dealership. I’ve seen so many lately that they lost their appeal.

I already run an average of 3 seconds slower than everyone else on the track. Adding more weight is not the answer to picking up those three seconds. Well, not unless that extra weight comes with boost.

Oh god no. These are some of the ugliest machines I’ve ever laid eyes on. There were 5 in a row at Lime Rock for the last IMSA race. Striking colors. Hideous cars.

As an adult that pays my taxes and has all the other responsibilities that come with adulthood, if I don’t want to wear a helmet, it should be my choice. I understand the risks. I accept them. I wouldn’t be on a bike if I didn’t accept those risks. I don’t want to walk away from a bike wreck. I’d much rather be killed.

Looking at the pics before reading, I thought the Red M3 was on a lift at first. Damn.

I just wish it was easier to watch on TV. I hate watching clips on YouTube.

The front bumper kills it for me. The rip off BMW grill needs to go. Looks like they tried to make a 6 series bumper their own.

You really don’t want to be behind me. Even my dogs learned that lesson.

How much weed do you smoke a day? Do you remember life when you weren’t baked all the time?

OK, but, I sleep nekkid and I’m a snuggler.

When did the Civic get so fat?

Not much. Maybe some Go Kart racing.

Wrapping a Corvette around a tree is easily the best way to improve its looks. Damn, the C7 is ugly.

When I look at a C7, I see a Chinese Ferrari clone.

Me too. They’re rusting faster than all the other brands. I see current gens with rockers and wheel wells blown out all the time. Gotta love New England.

RAM is currently the fastest rusting truck on the market. The only reason I will ever touch a FCA product is because I’m obsessed with the Wrangler/Scrambler. Otherwise, I wouldn’t touch one of their rust buckets.