Enough to become the next Mr. $kaycog?

This bit of trivia has been around for so long that I’m not sure if I knew it or not. However, I’m in my 30's and only recently learned that Impala is an actual animal.

SO, a truck has to be covered in mud and hauling a metric ton of shit in order to be used for its intended purpose? I’ve always used my trucks to carry bulky stuff, but, never carried much weight. As far as I am concerned, if a truck is loaded enough to squat, it is overloaded.

I can’t understand why some people cannot wrap their minds around the fact that others simply prefer to drive trucks instead of cars while having zero desire to rip through the woods or play in the mud. My trucks always stay on the pavement. The bed might get used once a month, but, so what? I like the way they drive…

The Bro would if he could.

IIRC, it has half inch fuel lines. It’s going to drink like a frat boy on Spring Break.

Pussy. I’d give it right back to my coworkers.

Wrangler is the only option. Run with the top off or down when the weather is right. 4WD when the weather is not. You could buy something else, but, you’d be wrong.

Stuff like this is why I could never be a writer. I couldn’t stretch this process out into the multi-paragraph essay you have created and I’m a decent writer when I need to do it.

Dear Volvo, Now that I have come to appreciate your product, I’d appreciate it if you’d stop making vehicles that I want. I wish I could take anything off your dealer lots without having the cops come after me.

My issue with the Fuckus is entirely based on the Powershit transmission. It slips like it is full of ice and I just don’t trust it. My first opportunity to offload it, it is going away.

Nope. Ingersol GMC, in CT.

Currently driving a 13 Focus with the Powershit Transmission. Had a couple of Grand Prixs before that and a Lumina before those. Never had a chance to get my Cavalier going that fast. My Sierra was the only one that didn’t fight back above 65MPH.

I’ve only owned one vehicle that I was comfortable going over 75MPH in and I don’t own that vehicle today. Glad I don’t live in an 80MPH zone.

I had Pontiac Grand Prix. The remote stopped working and replacing the battery didn’t fix it. Called the local GMC dealer because they used to be the Pontiac dealer as well. Asked them for a quote for a new remote. Stupid price so I asked them how much to program one that I brought in. They gave me a much more…

I refuse to drive anywhere near NYC, the boroughs, or Long Island. NOTHING could motivate me to go there.

Scripted or not, it promotes street racing and that is why I refuse to watch. Big Chief is such a tool bag that when they did the stupid cross over with Gas Monkey, I found myself defending Rawlings to my dogs. One should never be in the position to defend Rawlings, even to their dog.

Of all the stupid, ill conceived, hair brained, ideas that you have had on this site, this one I like. If I ever manage to get myself something like a BRZ with a joke of a back seat, I want to put a shelf in place. Just wrap it in black fabric.

I know. It’s part of why I love them.

I would have expected the number to be much higher than just 1M at this point. 2-3M seems more like it. It’s not like the 911 is a rare car.